Never Say Genius (The Genius Files #2)
Author: Dan Gutman
Desc: Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's thirteenth birthday. Someone's out to make sure they never make it to thirteen and a half. Racing across America the twins will nearly be BOILED ALIVE in a huge basket of french fries FROZEN TO DEATH by soft-serve ice cream STAMPEDED in a wild stadium riot KIDNAPPED from a high-speed roller coaster and WORST OF ALL their parents think they're totally joking! Will they survive? Will they defeat Archie Clone? Will they be dropped out of a helicopter onto the tip of the Washington Monument? Will they ever say "genius"?