The Boomer Bible

The Boomer Bible

Author: R.F. Laird
Desc: In the beginning there was the Holy Bible 2 Which was a very good book indeed but so many things happened since the beginning 3 That Maybe it was time for another bible 4 So a punk from Philadelphia wrote a new one 5 And so it is called The Boomer Bible 6 So there. 7 And Its Past Testament tells the history of the world including the Book of Greeks Book of Brits Book of Yanks Book of Russkies and all the other self-proclaimed Chosen Nations 8 And people sticking each other with pointed sticks and acting up which is called civilization 9 And also about religion and art and movies and literature and TV and so forth which is why there are also the Books of Pnowlege 10 Including Psongs Psayings and Psomethings 11 Written just like the other Bible but without any big unpronounceable words 12 So that you and I might truly understand it 13 For a change. 14 And Its Present Testament tells about the coming of Harry and The Way of Harry 15 Who may be the messiah everybody has been waiting for 16 Unless he really isn't 17 Which is hard to say 18 So there. 19 And there is also The Book of Harrier Brayer together with the Harrier Hymnal 20 And another Testament too 21 And Concordance and a lenticular hand on the cover. 22 And It is not for the faint of heart 23 Or the easily offended 24 Or the priggish or the prudish 25 But who cares 26 Because neither was Candide or Swift's A Modest Proposal or Rabelais or Lenny Bruce 28 Or all the other satires and satirists who felt the need to warn us when we have gone astray 29 Which we have 29 Which you'll know all about 31 If you read your Boomer Bible 32 Or there. Over 87 000 copies in print.