Why We Broke Up
Author: Daniel Handler
Desc: I'm telling you why we broke up Ed. I'm writing it in this letter the whole truth of why it happened. Min Green and Ed Slaterton are breaking up so Min is writing Ed a letter and giving him a box. Inside the box is why they broke up. Two bottle caps a movie ticket a folded note a box of matches a protractor books a toy truck a pair of ugly earrings a comb from a motel room and every other item collected over the course of a giddy intimate heartbreaking relationship. Item after item is illustrated and accounted for and then the box like a girlfriend will be dumped.