You Suck (A Love Story #2)
Author: Christopher Moore
Desc: Being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced he discovers that his girlfriend Jody is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one too. For some couples the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.